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feat: port 2022 april fools' page
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src/pages/nso-legacy-pack.vue
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<script lang="ts" setup>
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useHead({
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/* if my adobe subscription ever expires we'll be in trouble */
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link: [{ rel: 'stylesheet', href: 'https://use.typekit.net/gok5tsu.css' }]
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});
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</script>
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<template>
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<div>
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<div class="announcement-hero new-font">
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<p><span class="pretendo">Pretendo Network</span> is now</p>
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<h1 class="new-font">
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Nintendo Switch Online<br>+<br>Legacy Pack!
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</h1>
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</div>
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<div class="subscribe bro-what new-font">
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<h1>
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Power up now with one easy click!
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<a href="#footnote-1">
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<sup>1</sup>
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</a>
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</h1>
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<a
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href="https://youtu.be/2Gc5cuekQto?t=10"
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class="buy-now"
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target="_blank"
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>
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<button class="button primary">
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Buy now
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</button>
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</a>
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</div>
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<div class="bro-what new-font">
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<h1>What is Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack?</h1>
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<p>
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Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack is the new membership that gives you access to all first-party online servers for Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, with no added costs
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<a href="#footnote-2">
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<sup>2</sup>
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</a>
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!
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</p>
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<p>
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Experience the Nintendo Wii U's infinite
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<a href="#footnote-3">
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<sup>3</sup>
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</a>
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library of first party games like never before, with fan-favorite titles such as Mario Kart 8 and Super Mario Maker making a return, and challenge your friends on the go with the Nintendo 3DS's Super Smash Bros. and Miitopia!
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</p>
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</div>
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<div class="bro-what dotted-bg new-font">
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<h1>Why subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack when the online servers are still up and most first-party games have already been ported to the Nintendo Switch?</h1>
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<p>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh next question.</p>
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</div>
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<div class="bro-what new-font">
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<h1>Is this an April Fools' joke?</h1>
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<p>
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No.
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<a href="#footnote-4">
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<sup>4</sup>
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</a>
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<br>
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We've been working closely with Nintendo behind the scenes for quite some time
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<a href="#footnote-5">
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<sup>5</sup>
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</a>
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, and today's date was chosen completely at random. You can check out Nintendo's announcement in the latest Nintendo Direct here: <a
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href="https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA"
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target="_blank"
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>What you need to know about the new Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack membership plan.</a>
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</p>
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</div>
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<div class="bro-what footnotes new-font">
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<p id="footnote-1">
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<sup>1</sup> May require signing your soul over to Nintendo Co., Ltd.
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</p>
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<p id="footnote-2">
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<sup>2</sup> Excluding costs for other subscriptions required to use the Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack subscription plan. Required subscriptions include but are not limited to: Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Rumble Pak, Nintendo Switch Online + Offline Play Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Yet Another Port Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training / Brain Age "You Really Liked The Nintendo Wii U Virtual Console Title, So We're Bringing It Back" Pack. Total costs (Excl. Tax) $299.99 billed twice every 2 months.
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</p>
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<p id="footnote-3">
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<sup>3</sup> Statement not legally binding. Rounding up.
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</p>
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<p id="footnote-4">
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<sup>4</sup> For legal reasons, that's a joke.
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</p><p id="footnote-5">
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<sup>5</sup> Pretendo Network is in no way associated with Nintendo Co., Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries.
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</p>
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<p>Nintendo, Nintendo Wii U, Nintendo 3DS, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Super Smash Bros., Miitopia, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online +, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, and Rumble Pak are copyrights of Nintendo Co., Ltd. and/or its subsidiaries.<br>Happy April Fools'!</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</template>
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<style lang="scss" scoped>
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.new-font {
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font-family: museo-sans, 'Poppins', sans-serif;
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}
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.pretendo {
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font-family: Poppins, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
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font-weight: 700;
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}
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.announcement-hero {
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position: relative;
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text-align: center;
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padding: 96px 0;
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margin: 115px 0 24px;
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}
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.announcement-hero p {
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font-size: 24px;
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margin: 0;
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margin-bottom: 24px;
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}
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.announcement-hero h1 {
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font-size: 450%;
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margin: 0;
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}
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.announcement-hero::before {
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content: "";
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position: absolute;
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width: 500vw;
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height: 100%;
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top: 0;
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left: -50vw;
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background: var(--accent-shade-0);
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z-index: -1;
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}
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.bro-what.subscribe {
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padding-top: 0;
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display: flex;
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}
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.bro-what.subscribe h1 {
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margin: 0;
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margin-right: 12px;
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width: fit-content;
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}
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.buy-now {
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margin-left:auto;
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}
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.buy-now button {
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cursor: pointer;
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width: max-content;
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height: 100%;
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}
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.bro-what {
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padding: 48px;
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}
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.bro-what a {
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color: inherit;
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text-decoration: none;
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font-weight: 700;
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}
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.dotted-bg {
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position: relative;
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}
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.dotted-bg::before {
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content: "";
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position: absolute;
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width: 500vw;
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height: 100%;
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top: 0;
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left: -50vw;
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background:url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' height='100%25' width='100%25'%3E%3Cdefs%3E%3Cpattern id='doodad' width='6' height='6' viewBox='0 0 40 40' patternUnits='userSpaceOnUse' patternTransform=''%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' fill='rgba(27, 31, 59,1)'/%3E%3Ccircle cx='20' cy='20' r='11' fill='rgba(103, 61, 182,0.4)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M9 20aInfinityInfinity 0 0 0InfinityNaNaInfinityInfinity 0 0 0-InfinityNaN' fill='%23ecc94b'/%3E%3C/pattern%3E%3C/defs%3E%3Crect fill='url(%23doodad)' height='200%25' width='200%25'/%3E%3C/svg%3E ");
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z-index: -1;
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}
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.footnotes {
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color: var(--text-shade-1);
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}
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@media screen and (max-width: 946px) {
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.announcement-hero {
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margin-top: 36px;
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}
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header nav a:not(.keep-on-mobile) {
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display: none;
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}
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.announcement-hero h1 {
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font-size: 350%;
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}
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}
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@media screen and (max-width: 724px) {
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header .logo-link svg text {
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display: none;
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}
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header .logo-link svg {
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width: 39.876px;
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}
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header .logo-link {
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margin-right: 10px;
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}
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header nav a {
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margin: 0 10px;
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}
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.announcement-hero h1 {
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font-size: 250%;
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}
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.announcement-hero p {
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font-size: 18px;
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}
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}
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@media screen and (max-width: 600px) {
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.bro-what.subscribe {
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flex-flow: column;
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}
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.bro-what a,
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.buy-now button {
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width: 100%;
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}
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.bro-what a {
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margin-top: 24px;
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}
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.announcement-hero {
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padding: 72px 0;
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}
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}
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@media screen and (max-width: 480px) {
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.bro-what {
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padding: 36px 0;
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}
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}
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</style>
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User-agent: *
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Disallow: /nso-legacy-pack
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