From 7f6c1c843d24ec35232349454dfa4962d5a4894e Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: limes <git@limes.pink>
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 2026 17:19:35 +0200
Subject: [PATCH] feat: port 2022 april fools' page

---
 src/pages/nso-legacy-pack.vue | 242 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 src/public/robots.txt         |   3 +-
 2 files changed, 244 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
 create mode 100644 src/pages/nso-legacy-pack.vue

diff --git a/src/pages/nso-legacy-pack.vue b/src/pages/nso-legacy-pack.vue
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+<script lang="ts" setup>
+useHead({
+	/* if my adobe subscription ever expires we'll be in trouble */
+	link: [{ rel: 'stylesheet', href: 'https://use.typekit.net/gok5tsu.css' }]
+});
+
+</script>
+
+<template>
+  <div>
+    <div class="announcement-hero new-font">
+      <p><span class="pretendo">Pretendo Network</span> is now</p>
+      <h1 class="new-font">
+        Nintendo Switch Online<br>+<br>Legacy Pack!
+      </h1>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="subscribe bro-what new-font">
+      <h1>
+        Power up now with one easy click!
+        <a href="#footnote-1">
+          <sup>1</sup>
+        </a>
+      </h1>
+
+      <a
+        href="https://youtu.be/2Gc5cuekQto?t=10"
+        class="buy-now"
+        target="_blank"
+      >
+        <button class="button primary">
+          Buy now
+        </button>
+      </a>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="bro-what new-font">
+      <h1>What is Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack?</h1>
+      <p>
+        Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack is the new membership that gives you access to all first-party online servers for Nintendo Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, with no added costs
+        <a href="#footnote-2">
+          <sup>2</sup>
+        </a>
+        !
+      </p>
+
+      <p>
+        Experience the Nintendo Wii U's infinite
+        <a href="#footnote-3">
+          <sup>3</sup>
+        </a>
+        library of first party games like never before, with fan-favorite titles such as Mario Kart 8 and Super Mario Maker making a return, and challenge your friends on the go with the Nintendo 3DS's Super Smash Bros. and Miitopia!
+      </p>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="bro-what dotted-bg new-font">
+      <h1>Why subscribe to Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack when the online servers are still up and most first-party games have already been ported to the Nintendo Switch?</h1>
+      <p>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh next question.</p>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="bro-what new-font">
+      <h1>Is this an April Fools' joke?</h1>
+      <p>
+        No.
+        <a href="#footnote-4">
+          <sup>4</sup>
+        </a>
+        <br>
+        We've been working closely with Nintendo behind the scenes for quite some time
+        <a href="#footnote-5">
+          <sup>5</sup>
+        </a>
+        , and today's date was chosen completely at random. You can check out Nintendo's announcement in the latest Nintendo Direct here: <a
+          href="https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA"
+          target="_blank"
+        >What you need to know about the new Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack membership plan.</a>
+      </p>
+    </div>
+
+    <div class="bro-what footnotes new-font">
+      <p id="footnote-1">
+        <sup>1</sup> May require signing your soul over to Nintendo Co., Ltd.
+      </p>
+      <p id="footnote-2">
+        <sup>2</sup> Excluding costs for other subscriptions required to use the Nintendo Switch Online + Legacy Pack subscription plan. Required subscriptions include but are not limited to: Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Rumble Pak, Nintendo Switch Online + Offline Play Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Yet Another Port Pack, Nintendo Switch Online + Dr. Kawashima's Brain Training / Brain Age "You Really Liked The Nintendo Wii U Virtual Console Title, So We're Bringing It Back" Pack. Total costs (Excl. Tax) $299.99 billed twice every 2 months.
+      </p>
+      <p id="footnote-3">
+        <sup>3</sup> Statement not legally binding. Rounding up.
+      </p>
+      <p id="footnote-4">
+        <sup>4</sup> For legal reasons, that's a joke.
+      </p><p id="footnote-5">
+        <sup>5</sup> Pretendo Network is in no way associated with Nintendo Co., Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries.
+      </p>
+      <p>Nintendo, Nintendo Wii U, Nintendo 3DS, Mario Kart 8, Super Mario Maker, Super Smash Bros., Miitopia, Nintendo Switch, Nintendo Switch Online, Nintendo Switch Online +, Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack, and Rumble Pak are copyrights of Nintendo Co., Ltd. and/or its subsidiaries.<br>Happy April Fools'!</p>
+    </div>
+  </div>
+</template>
+
+<style lang="scss" scoped>
+.new-font {
+	font-family: museo-sans, 'Poppins', sans-serif;
+}
+
+.pretendo {
+	font-family: Poppins, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
+	font-weight: 700;
+}
+
+.announcement-hero {
+	position: relative;
+	text-align: center;
+	padding: 96px 0;
+	margin: 115px 0 24px;
+}
+.announcement-hero p {
+	font-size: 24px;
+	margin: 0;
+	margin-bottom: 24px;
+}
+.announcement-hero h1 {
+	font-size: 450%;
+	margin: 0;
+}
+.announcement-hero::before {
+	content: "";
+	position: absolute;
+	width: 500vw;
+	height: 100%;
+	top: 0;
+	left: -50vw;
+	background: var(--accent-shade-0);
+	z-index: -1;
+}
+
+.bro-what.subscribe {
+	padding-top: 0;
+	display: flex;
+}
+.bro-what.subscribe h1 {
+	margin: 0;
+	margin-right: 12px;
+	width: fit-content;
+}
+.buy-now {
+	margin-left:auto;
+}
+.buy-now button {
+	cursor: pointer;
+	width: max-content;
+	height: 100%;
+}
+
+.bro-what {
+	padding: 48px;
+}
+.bro-what a {
+	color: inherit;
+	text-decoration: none;
+	font-weight: 700;
+}
+
+.dotted-bg {
+	position: relative;
+}
+.dotted-bg::before {
+	content: "";
+	position: absolute;
+	width: 500vw;
+	height: 100%;
+	top: 0;
+	left: -50vw;
+	background:url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' height='100%25' width='100%25'%3E%3Cdefs%3E%3Cpattern id='doodad' width='6' height='6' viewBox='0 0 40 40' patternUnits='userSpaceOnUse' patternTransform=''%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' fill='rgba(27, 31, 59,1)'/%3E%3Ccircle cx='20' cy='20' r='11' fill='rgba(103, 61, 182,0.4)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M9 20aInfinityInfinity 0 0 0InfinityNaNaInfinityInfinity 0 0 0-InfinityNaN' fill='%23ecc94b'/%3E%3C/pattern%3E%3C/defs%3E%3Crect fill='url(%23doodad)' height='200%25' width='200%25'/%3E%3C/svg%3E ");
+	z-index: -1;
+}
+
+.footnotes {
+	color: var(--text-shade-1);
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-width: 946px) {
+	.announcement-hero {
+		margin-top: 36px;
+	}
+	header nav a:not(.keep-on-mobile) {
+		display: none;
+	}
+
+	.announcement-hero h1 {
+		font-size: 350%;
+	}
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-width: 724px) {
+	header .logo-link svg text {
+		display: none;
+	}
+
+	header .logo-link svg {
+		width: 39.876px;
+	}
+
+	header .logo-link {
+		margin-right: 10px;
+	}
+	header nav a {
+		margin: 0 10px;
+	}
+
+	.announcement-hero h1 {
+		font-size: 250%;
+	}
+	.announcement-hero p {
+		font-size: 18px;
+	}
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-width: 600px) {
+	.bro-what.subscribe {
+		flex-flow: column;
+	}
+
+	.bro-what a,
+	.buy-now button {
+		width: 100%;
+	}
+
+	.bro-what a {
+		margin-top: 24px;
+	}
+
+	.announcement-hero {
+		padding: 72px 0;
+	}
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-width: 480px) {
+	.bro-what {
+		padding: 36px 0;
+	}
+}
+</style>
diff --git a/src/public/robots.txt b/src/public/robots.txt
index 8b13789..dc9e8d2 100644
--- a/src/public/robots.txt
+++ b/src/public/robots.txt
@@ -1 +1,2 @@
-
+User-agent: *
+Disallow: /nso-legacy-pack
\ No newline at end of file