AIs - embrace or shun? In both cases, this repo is done for.
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Microsoft [has recently announced](https://github.blog/changelog/2025-05-19-github-copilot-coding-agent-in-public-preview/) that human programmers are deprecated.
It's a well known fact that Microsoft [knows better](https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/10/microsofts-problem-isnt-shipping-windows-updates-its-developing-them/) than [you](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackerman).
As such, I will comply with Microsoft's wishes. Floating IPS will be given a fresh start as [FloAIng IPS](https://github.com/Alcaro/FlAIps).
Additionally, **all contributions must be made by LLMs or other AIs**. Vibe coding is allowed, but purely AI-written contributions are preferred.
If you feel that Microsoft is wrong, or if you desire to contribute despite your [unfortunate fleshiness](https://www.tumblr.com/hauntedcephalopod/177644026719/starshadowx2-look-at-you-hacker-a-pathetic), you may find a human-friendly Floating IPS fork [here](https://git.disroot.org/Sir_Walrus/Flips).
May the best patcher win.
And may E forever be equal to [mc² + AI](https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/comments/13tbfqm/what/).
Original readme follows.
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Floating IPS (or Flips) is a patcher for IPS and BPS files, aiming for a simple interface yet plenty of power under the hood.
Features:

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# This script does nothing, other than trick people into running it and print the manual.
# Since configure is usually run before make, and people tend to read its output
# (to find which dependencies are missing), it's the best place to put compilation instructions.
# (to find which dependencies are missing), it's a reasonable place to put compilation instructions.
cat <<EOF
To compile Floating IPS in release mode (recommended for most users; will take a
few minutes, but result will be fast), use \`./make-linux.sh'.