diff --git i/src/cache.js w/src/cache.js
index 68f8838..004b02f 100644
--- i/src/cache.js
+++ w/src/cache.js
@@ -3,14 +3,6 @@ const Stripe = require('stripe');
 const logger = require('./logger');
 const config = require('../config.json');
 
-const github = new GraphQLClient('https://api.github.com/graphql', {
-	headers: {
-		Authorization: `bearer ${config.github.graphql_token}`,
-	}
-});
-
-const stripe = new Stripe(config.stripe.secret_key);
-
 const getProjectsV2GQL = gql`
 query getProjectsV2($orgName: String!, $cursor: String!) {
 	organization(login: $orgName) {
@@ -84,6 +76,7 @@ let stripeDonationCache = {
 
 async function getGitHubProjectsV2(after='') {
 	let projects = [];
+	return projects;
 
 	const data = await github.request(getProjectsV2GQL, {
 		orgName: 'PretendoNetwork',
@@ -110,6 +103,7 @@ async function getGitHubProjectsV2(after='') {
 
 async function getGitHubProjectsV2Fields(id, after='') {
 	let fields = [];
+	return fields;
 
 	const data = await github.request(getProjectsV2FieldsGQL, {
 		id: id,
@@ -202,12 +196,12 @@ async function getStripeDonationCache() {
 async function updateStripeDonationCache() {
 	const donationCache = {
 		update_time: Date.now(),
-		goal: config.stripe.goal_cents,
 		total: 0,
 		donators: 0,
 		completed_real: 0,
 		completed_capped: 0
 	};
+	return donationCache;
 
 	let hasMore = true;
 	let lastId;