[
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "Ready, <username>?",
        "comment": "Let's heat it up with this number!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "Yo, <username> is in the House like Carpet.",
        "comment": "Like Chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin'"
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "There are two wolves inside of you, <username>.",
        "comment": "The furry convention is going very well."
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "Howdy, <username>!",
        "comment": "Gonna break some records today?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "Hiya, <username>!",
        "comment": "Glad to have you here."
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "Good to see you, <username>!",
        "comment": "Show us your moves!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's <username>!",
        "comment": "Let's push it to the grindstone."
    },
    {
        "author": "yaladre",
        "header": "What's shaking, <username>?",
        "comment": "Ready to start your session?"
    },
    {
        "author": "GlItChEdV0iDz",
        "header": "Now who dat is? Why... it's <username>!",
        "comment": "Why's it always the same old thing?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Error",
        "header": "Error: Couldn't load <username>'s profile.",
        "comment": "Purging data. Please log in again."
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenza",
        "header": "Please don't actually eat glass, <username>.",
        "comment": "\"I can't believe I have to write that.\""
    },
    {
        "author": "SQWERLY!",
        "header": "Welcome to PhaseII, <username>.",
        "comment": "\"Where you can actually still play older versions of DDR!\""
    },
    {
        "author": "manamaster",
        "header": "Go for Kaiden, <username>.",
        "comment": "You can do it!"
    },
    {
        "author": "manamaster",
        "header": "Steal from your local Round1, <username>.",
        "comment": "The DDR cab is free if you believe hard enough."
    },
    {
        "author": "manamaster",
        "header": "You should play Bone Eater, <username>!",
        "comment": "\"It's really good, I swear!\""
    },
    {
        "author": "manamaster",
        "header": "No I cannot sell the DDR Gold cab to you for $500, <username>.",
        "comment": "Please stop asking."
    },
    {
        "author": "topet",
        "header": "Hello, <username>!",
        "comment": "If more than one is many, how many is few?"
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "What's good, <username>?",
        "comment": "As long as you're around, everything's great 😄"
    },
    {
        "author": "yaladre",
        "header": "Ready to kick it up a notch, <username>?",
        "comment": "Get pumped up!"
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenza",
        "header": "Alone in the night again, <username>?",
        "comment": "Honestly, just go play Minecraft tbh"
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenza",
        "header": "Did you make sure to restart the Mango, <username>?",
        "comment": "It's not the mango. It's always the mango. God damnit."
    },
    {
        "author": "azui.573",
        "header": "Welcome home, <username>.",
        "comment": "Ready to crush those rankings?"
    },
    {
        "author": "azui.573",
        "header": "Introducing... <username>!",
        "comment": "Live from the RESIDENT PARTY!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Shilofax",
        "header": "Make it make money, <username>",
        "comment": "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"
    },
    {
        "author": "daydensteve",
        "header": "Welcome, <username>.",
        "comment": "PhaseII, here for all your net needs!"
    },
    {
        "author": "sierrathebluejay",
        "header": "Welcome to the party, <username>.",
        "comment": "We've been waiting for you!"
    },
    {
        "author": "sierrathebluejay",
        "header": "Wild <username> appeared!",
        "comment": "They're super effective!"
    },
    {
        "author": "48productions",
        "header": "Showers are sexy, <username>",
        "comment": "Take one today."
    },
    {
        "author": "48productions",
        "header": "Have some fun with Miku, <username>!",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "<username> is the DJ of this gig!",
        "comment": "Are you good, or are you cool?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Yonokid",
        "header": "<username>. In the WebbedUI. Straight up \"Phase'n it\".",
        "comment": "and by \"it\", haha, well, let's justr say; My II"
    },
    {
        "author": "SQWERLY!",
        "header": "<username> always told me that it was just a phase…",
        "comment": "It wasn't a Phase, it was a PhaseII!"
    },
    {
        "author": "yaladre",
        "header": "<username>, is your refrigerator running?",
        "comment": "Because you better go catch it!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Kuusetsu",
        "header": "If C's get degrees, <username>",
        "comment": "You'd still fail."
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "Ready to break the future, <username>?",
        "comment": "All your MFCs are belong to us!"
    },
    {
        "author": "towelie",
        "header": "Don't forget to bring a towel, <username>!",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "Reject modernity, <username>.",
        "comment": "Embrace BEMANI."
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "Insert <username>'s greeting here",
        "comment": "Insert caption here"
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "Welcome back, <username>!",
        "comment": "We’re glad to have you."
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "Nice scores, <username>!",
        "comment": "You never fail to impress."
    },
    {
        "author": "Galexion",
        "header": "Initializing User <username>...",
        "comment": "Communicating With Server... Please Wait..."
    },
    {
        "author": "Roganis",
        "header": "If Phase is so cool, why didn't they make a second one, <username>?",
        "comment": "Spoiler alert : they did."
    },
    {
        "author": "Shilofax",
        "header": "Hello, <username>!",
        "comment": "May we interest you in a Comcast outage?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Nevy",
        "header": "Answer the question, <username>.",
        "comment": "Why was nibs banned?"
    },
    {
        "author": "barru",
        "header": "Go For The Top, <username>!",
        "comment": "You can do it."
    },
    {
        "author": "TOPET",
        "header": "Welcome to PhaseII, <username>!",
        "comment": "Thank You For Playing!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Manamaster",
        "header": "Are you excited for IIDX 40 <username>?",
        "comment": "Lawnmower Edition! So hyped!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Manamaster",
        "header": "Have you heard of Beatcraft Cyclon <username>?",
        "comment": "It's super good I swear. You should play it. You really should."
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "Do you think about me, <username>?",
        "comment": "-EGOISM 440-"
    },
    {
        "author": "Manamaster",
        "header": "Go for Infini-Dan <username>!",
        "comment": "You can do it!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Manamaster",
        "header": "Have you played portal on the Xbox 360 <username>?",
        "comment": "Its ffffffrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "You showed us the ultimate <username>! Thank you very much.",
        "comment": "I can't stop crying buckets of tears! *sobs*"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "I can see a dream in your dance. I can see <username> in your dance.",
        "comment": "We can call it \"our hope.\""
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "Your thundering sound became the flash <username> that pierces soul of crowd,",
        "comment": "get the whole world into the Voltex...next generation music game."
    },
    {
        "author": "snowy324",
        "header": "R U ready 2 go insida DJ Box, <username>?",
        "comment": "~EZ2DJ was there~"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "Don't talk about data, <username>.",
        "comment": "Konmai will sue!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "A real-time dance music game hard and fat. That's <username>!!",
        "comment": "They're too cool!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ho",
        "header": "Dancing Stage featuring <username>'s RAVE",
        "comment": "ミッキーたちのDJで踊ろう!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Roganis",
        "header": "WE LOVE <username>!",
        "comment": "Phase'n Music"
    },
    {
        "author": "4848",
        "header": "Come along and sing a song, and join the jamboree, <username>!",
        "comment": "Em Eye See, Kay E Why. Em Oh You S E"
    },
    {
        "author": "4848",
        "header": "Do NOT lick the buttons, <username>",
        "comment": "*I SEE YOU THERE*"
    },
    {
        "author": "Ryuto Setsujin",
        "header": "Ayo, <username>",
        "comment": "Go get those scores!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Pairasea",
        "header": "Welcome to Lapistoria, <username>!",
        "comment": "WE LOVE POP'N MUSIC!"
    },
    {
        "author": "SQWERLY!",
        "header": "WOW, <username>!",
        "comment": "It's a new rekkid!!!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Axel",
        "header": "Select a game mode, <username>",
        "comment": "ARE YOU SURE?"
    },
    {
        "author": "a fox",
        "header": "Spin my knobs, <username>",
        "comment": "Beep beep lettuce"
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "Don't stop, <username>",
        "comment": "You're so close to Kaiden!"
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "I curse you, <username>",
        "comment": "1-miss FC attempts upon ye!"
    },
    {
        "author": "heeho",
        "header": "Please return all dongles to their rightful owners, <username>",
        "comment": "Or don't I'm not your mom"
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "Welcome to os- PhaseII, <username>",
        "comment": "Tap the buttons, to the beat!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Phoenix",
        "header": "Welcome to PhaseII, <username>",
        "comment": "I love you"
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "You did it, <username>!",
        "comment": "And it only took 1,000,000 plays"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "You are based, <username>.",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "What if you wanted an FC, <username>",
        "comment": "But god said: \"1 miss\""
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "<username>",
        "comment": "No Regerts!"
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "NullReferenceException {<username>}",
        "comment": "And this, kids, is why you don't use Java"
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenzer",
        "header": "YO YO YO YO YO WHAT IT IS <username>",
        "comment": "hey pac man, what's up?"
    },
    {
        "author": "calgamer",
        "header": "You should probably play Time Crisis instead, <username>",
        "comment": "Time Crisis is pretty good.."
    },
    {
        "author": "caldoora",
        "header": "Did you have a good LovePlus Date, <username>",
        "comment": "I hope you did."
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "Lock in, <username>!",
        "comment": "More seconds you spend picking a song means less time for MFCs!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Yonokid",
        "header": "⠀⠀<span style=margin: auto;\"><username></span>",
        "comment": "⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀How do I center it"
    },
    {
        "author": "timeripple",
        "header": "Up freaking your guitar <username>?",
        "comment": "Or got that mania for drums?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Let’s enjoy music, <username>!",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "timeripple",
        "header": "phasing on <username>'s II til they network",
        "comment": "networking on my phase til i II?"
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenza",
        "header": "Have you thanked your mechanic today, <username>?",
        "comment": "you should. or else."
    },
    {
        "author": "caldenza",
        "header": "You! <username>, Shoot The Core!",
        "comment": "* Good morning! *"
    },
    {
        "author": "roxandtol",
        "header": "R U READY 2 GO INSIDA DJ BOX <username>?",
        "comment": "wait, wrong game..."
    },
    {
        "author": "roxandtol",
        "header": "Just 1 more play for the MAX- <username>!",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "Ryuto Setsujin",
        "header": "Up Loving your Plus, <username>?",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "azui.573",
        "header": "Welcome to the arena, <username>!",
        "comment": "Show the crowd your guts!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Knock knock. Who's there? It's <username>!",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "Got MFC, <username>?",
        "comment": "9 out of 10 doctors nationwide recommend one MFC a day!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "<username>, an error has occurred!",
        "comment": "Did you set off an alarm again?"
    },
    {
        "author": "timeripple",
        "header": "Why don't you just get up and dance <username>!?",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "timeripple",
        "header": "Are you on fire <username>?",
        "comment": "Because your scores sure are!"
    },
    {
        "author": "DoctorDoofus",
        "header": "Welcome <username> - there are no easy choices in this mode!",
        "comment": "Check out SSR in DDR 3rdMIX for an unexpected challenge!"
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "We can skip the sign-off, <username>",
        "comment": "Old familiar scene repeating \"This is how it should be!\""
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "Welcome to PhaseII, <username>!",
        "comment": "MISINPUT!! MISINPUT!! YOU CALM TF DOWN!",
        "misInput": true
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "DanceDanceRevolution <username>MIX",
        "comment": "There are no easy choices in this mode."
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Hey <username>, keep it 1,000,000!",
        "comment": "No perfects, only MFCs today."
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Hey <username>, feeling the rhythm?",
        "comment": "Or are you just here for the neon lights?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "What's the vibe, <username>?",
        "comment": "Ready to clear that 18 or what?"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Step up, <username>!",
        "comment": "Time to sync those feet to the beat!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "<username> just spawned in!",
        "comment": "Time to glitch the leaderboard."
    },
    {
        "author": "SoffiMeower",
        "header": "My name is <username>, yo.",
        "comment": "I'm the GOAT of PhaseII, yo. Uhuh."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "All this waiting around, <username>",
        "comment": "What is this, a golf tournament? FOUR."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "We're not playing cards here, <username>",
        "comment": "We're dancing. Come on."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "Fresh, <username>.",
        "comment": "Straight up fresh."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "I don't know, <username>",
        "comment": "Have you got the stamina?"
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "Come on, <username>",
        "comment": "Let's dance already."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "So what, <username>?",
        "comment": "We gonna dance or what?"
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "Sure, <username>",
        "comment": "I guess we can take a break..."
    },
    {
        "author": "DDR X",
        "header": "You gotta step quick, <username>",
        "comment": "Watch out for the shock arrow!"
    },
    {
        "author": "Trmazi",
        "header": "What'cha gonna do, <username>?",
        "comment": "Cry about it? Womp Womp."
    },
    {
        "author": "The Server",
        "header": "You are now under my control, <username>.",
        "comment": "Do as I say.",
        "class": "animated-text bg-linear-to-tl from-fuchsia-600 via-pink-700 to-purple-600 bg-clip-text text-transparent"
    },
    {
        "author": "Azui",
        "header": "We'll meet again, <username>.",
        "comment": "Challenge the next GALAXY BRAVE!"
    },
    {
        "author": "cameron44251",
        "header": "Hey, <username>",
        "comment": "Did you know that the low taper fade meme is still massive?"
    },
    {
        "author": "PopDaCorn",
        "header": "Welcome home, <username>!",
        "comment": "Remember to drink water <3. Stay hydrated!"
    },
    {
        "author": "BELOVED",
        "header": "You'll be okay, <username>.",
        "comment": "Take care of yourself."
    },
    {
        "author": "RyogAkari",
        "header": "Greetings, <username>.",
        "comment": "You tawt you taw a PASELI Cat."
    },
    {
        "author": "Metis",
        "header": "Hey... come here often, <username>?",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "Ryuto Setsujin",
        "header": "<username> what if they made loveplus with men",
        "comment": "please please please play tmgs i beg it's delectable"
    },
    {
        "author": "DRDOOFUS",
        "header": "<username>, remember that being grateful is generally a positive.",
        "comment": "If we're logging in here, life's probably pretty good."
    },
    {
        "author": "Shilofax",
        "header": "feeling kinda sus, <username>?",
        "comment": "amogus"
    },
    {
        "author": "azui",
        "header": "Show the crowd your moves, <username>!",
        "comment": "The club is waiting!"
    },
    {
        "author": "RGTM",
        "header": "ZIv Mod Squad <username>",
        "comment": "Play jubeat."
    },
    {
        "author": "superaustin7",
        "header": "Why does <username> need Konami Original Songs?",
        "comment": "We ❤️ Pop'n Music!"
    },
    {
        "author": "57z",
        "header": "<username>, I once again am asking you to",
        "comment": "submit welcome greetings."
    },
    {
        "author": "Anonymous",
        "header": "Welcome to StepManiaX, <username>!",
        "comment": "Kyle Ward will sue"
    },
    {
        "author": "Dadrewster569",
        "header": "Konnichihello, <username>",
        "comment": ""
    },
    {
        "author": "superaustin7",
        "header": "Welcome to jubeat, <username>",
        "comment": "THAT WON'T MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THIS SCHEDULE."
    }
]
