UST Unstable Expansion 2017-12-08 Selfie Preservation UST 1G 2 G Sorcery 3 Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it on the battlefield tapped. Otherwise put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library. Party Crasher UST 4R 5 R Creature — Goblin Bezerker 3/3 2 Haste You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn. Boomflinger UST 0 Artifact — Contraption 1 Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player equal to the difference between those results. Division Table UST 0 Artifact — Contraption 1 Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life. Spike, Tournament Grinder UST 0 Legendary Creature — Human Gamer 1/1 2 ({(}{B}{/}{P}{)} can be paid with {B} or 2 life.) {(}{B}{/}{P}{)}{(}{B}{/}{P}{)}{(}{B}{/}{P}{)}{(}{B}{/}{P}{)}: Choose a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format, reveal that card, and put it into your hand. Ineffable Blessing UST 1G 2 G Enchantment 1 As Ineffable Blessing enters the battlefield, choose Flavorful or Bland. • Flavorful — Whenever a creature with flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. • Bland — Whenever a creature without flavor text enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card. Do-It-Yourself Seraph UST 4WW 6 W Artifact Creature — Cyborg Angel 2 Flying Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library. Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own. Steamflogger Service Rep UST 2G 3 G Creature — Goblin Rigger 1/1 2 Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) capital offense UST 2BB 4 B Instant 3 target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.) Squirrel-Powered Scheme UST 2B 3 B Enchantment 1 Increase the result of each die you roll by 2. Summon the Pack UST 7B 8 B Sorcery 3 Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before starting a new game.) Hangman UST B 1 B Creature — Human Villain 1/1 2 As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters. {1}: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If he or she guesses wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on Hangman. Any player may activate this ability. When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice Hangman. Bee-Bee Gun UST 0 Artifact — Contraption 1 When you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature." Steamflogger of the Month UST 3RR 5 R Creature — Goblin Rigger 3/3 2 When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck onto one of your sprockets.) Genetic Recombinator UST 0 Artifact — Contraption 1 Whenever you crank Genetic Recombinator, up to two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn. Finders, Keepers UST 5B 6 B Sorcery 3 Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Aerial Toastmaster UST 3W 4 W Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger 2 Flying {3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.) Dogsnail Engine UST 0 Artifact — Contraption 1 Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. Steamflogger Boss UST 3R 4 R Creature — Goblin Rigger 3/3 2 Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste. If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead. Mountain UST 0 Basic Land — Mountain 0 {T}: Add {R} to your mana pool. Swamp UST 0 Basic Land — Swamp 0 {T}: Add {B} to your mana pool.